what's you wee-one telling you

So all of today all the toilets in my house have been making some interesting noises. It's like some kind of clunk-shake-clunk-thud sound. So being home alone and having the handyman knowledge level of about Paris hilton I decided to take care of my business outside. After the fact, something occured I could not remember the last time I wee-weed outside my house. very odd


So I was reading the great american publication "OK" weekly when I realized that there is something sick and wrong in this world when the cover story is all about the innerthoughts of a little tot. Plastered on the cover is little Shiloh Jolie-Pitt-Aniston yadda yadda and how she is prepairing both physically and ;oh this just slays me in the aisle, mentally for the arrival of the much "needed" new spawns of Brangilena. Jesus Christ people she is two flippin years old, she still is getting used to using the big people bathroom. But little child genius Shiloh is going through all the steps to make sure that she can handle the new little babes in the house. Putting aside her age and mental capicity I am very sure its very stressful to be living in a 60 million dollar French castle with parents who leave tips of about 900 at McDonalds.

And speaking of the parents who are all about saving the earth have you ever heard of the problem of "overpopulation", so Angelipsa tell that golden retriever you are breedin with to sleep on the damm couch sometimes.