So here we go the first post of my first blog. In this blessed little place I shall tell you every sortied detail of my sexed up and liquor soaked life. so lets get it fuckin started........
You know there is a god when you eat carbs. and also a Satan. When I am old and blissfully fat I will soak my body in starched bleached refined white bread and it will be in fucking heaven. However, for the time being its just me and the good old devil going at each other with knives. Maybe I will just skip ahead to that part and tell you all about putting the weight back on
or just
talk about hot heavy sex
to come
1 comment:
ahahahaha! i so remember this night!
"do you want me to lay myself out like a buffet so you can serve yourself?"
oh geez, i love you. <3
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